Sunday, 4 September 2016

Happy Diwali 2016 Funny Jokes For Whatsapp


Many of you may remember that we love to make handmade greeting cards in our school days. Infect,we also give them to our teachers and friends in order to wish them New Year. So this Diwali would not like to go once again in our childhood. This Diwali would you not like to do something great and different. How it will should if you wish make Diwali Wishes 2015 and put inside the gift box. What do you say? I know there is a wide range of Diwali Wishes 2015 is available in the market as well as E Diwali Wishes 2015 also available. You just need to bring your colour and a white sheet. You are allowed to create any Diwali oriented drawing and decorate it with colours. It would be too funny and will create a lot of memorable moments when you give it to your friends, relative, parents etc.


Diwali Funny quotes for whatsapp 2016 

1. ) The festival of lights is just around the corner wish you all a Very Happy Diwali.
2. ) Candle nhi to kya hum dil se deep jalayenge..happy deepawali..
3. ) With a hope that you attain success and bliss with every light that is lit on the day of DIWALI –Happy Diwali
4. ) Wishing you in advance happy diwali.
5. ) hAppY diwali friends…
6. ) Lets fill our home with prayers and lights not with fumes and crackers – Happy Green Diwali
7. ) A country that burst 600 crores on crackers but allocates only 450cr. to its scientists. #Diwali
8. ) Lets fill our home with prayers and lights not with fumes and crackers – Happy Green Diwali
9. ) The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
10. ) May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives
11. ) It is time to forget the past and celebrate a new beginning. Happy New Year.
12. ) Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali!
13. ) You are invited to the festival of diwali of this world and your life is blessed.
14. ) Instead of brusting a pataka, date a pataka & celebrate an eco-friendly Diwali
15. ) In 2017 Parents worry about what their sons download and what their daughters upload on the internet.
16. ) Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
17. ) May you all prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes..
18. ) Masti ki night with candle night.
19. ) May the beauty of this festival of lights, Fill your home with happiness, prosperity, joy and never ending Success stories- Happy Diwali 2016
20. ) Dοn’t bring your 2016 issues into 2017. Ηave a new Μind set to do Νew things for the Νew year. Cheers tο the new Υear. Μay it be a Μemorable one. Happy Νew Υear.
21. ) Diwali, the most desirable festivals of terrorist, they wish each other by saying: “Have a blast”
22. ) Happy, Happy Diwali! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!
23. ) Laxmi mata aa rahi hai aaj..happy laxmi puja.


Diwali Funny quotes for facebook 2016 


24. ) No Facebook no wahatsapp…becoz diwali days is Up.
25. ) Lets fill our home with prayers and lights not with fumes and crackers – Happy Diwali
26. ) Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali.
27. ) May peace transcend the bridge- Happy Diwali 2016
28. ) Give Out Children A Green Future. Say No To Fireworks.
29. ) Happy full glow diwali dosto..
30. ) May peace transcend the bridge- Happy Diwali 2016.
31. ) May each and every day of yours be renewed with lots of happiness and love. Happy New Year.
32. ) I honestly hope each and every one of you have the best year ever in New Year.
33. ) Rab ji: Diwali aane wali hai..mere liye bhi koi pataka taiyar kar do na 😀
34. ) Lamp is lighting and bulb is glowing, what are you doing…HD
35. ) D-Diya, I-Ishwar, W-Worship, A-Auspicious, L-Light, I-Indian.
36. ) On this diwali, I am sending you a diya of my love, I hope you will keep it lighted forver.
37. ) Don’t let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow. Live for today.
38. ) Don’T Act Mean, Go Green. Celebrate An Eco Friendly Diwali This Year.
39. ) Test the light and get ready for night.
40. ) On this Diwali, Avoid saying this to terrorist: “Have a Blast”
41. ) The festival of lights is just around the corner wish you all a Very Happy Diwali..
42. ) Life is a festival only to the wise.
43. ) As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.Happy Diwali!
44. ) Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali
45. ) Irony, Water shortage on Holi, Load shedding on Diwali. We enjoy our festivals for nothing.
46. ) Remembering diya aur bati.
47. ) Cheers to the New Year. May it be a memorable one. Happy New Year.
48. ) May your life be filled with as much happiness as there are crackers lighting up the sky.


Happy deepavali wishes quotes status for whatsapp

49. ) My New Year’s 2017 resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
50. ) With a hope that you attain success and bliss with every light that is lit on the day of DIWALI -Happy Diwali
51. ) Diya ki roshi se jagmagatqa sansar, dikha raha deshwasiyo ka pyar.
52. ) I wish this year has lesser disasters, lesser hate, lesser accidents and loads of love. Happy New Year.
53. ) Gul khile, gulshan khile aur khile guldaste apko hamari or se diwali se pehle namaste.
54. ) Rat ke andhere me light wala status
55. ) Whats the need of bombs, we’ve Narendra Modi
56. ) Wishing you a year rich with wisdom, light and love… Happy Diwali
57. ) We burn crackers of 600 crores but allocated only 450 cr for interplanetary space mission. #HappyDiwali
58. ) Every year we burn 600 crores for firecrackers, I wish we could donate that to ISRO for more worthy deeds.
59. ) As the New Year dawns, I hope it is filled with the promises of a brighter tomorrow. Happy New Year!
60. ) People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.
61. ) When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking. —- You know it’s time for a New Year’s resolution to lose weigh.
62. ) Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali
63. ) Don’t launch your rocket, it may escape earth for mars.
64. ) It’s Deepavali. Not Divali. Certainly not #Diwali. We did not make it. Please let’s not break it. #SayDeepavali
65. ) May the coming year bring more happiness to you than last year. May you have an amazing year. Happy New Year.
66. ) Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali..
67. ) HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU! may you celebrate it well.surrounded by family,friends,and lots of love and remember.. !
68. ) Be lovable and keep calm..Happy diwali.
69. ) Μay this new Υear bring many οpportunities yοur way, Tο explore every joy οf life & turning Αll your dreams Ιnto reality & all yοur efforts Ιnto great Αchievements.


Funny Diwali wishes to friends 2016 

There are some few days to approach Diwali and you must prepare to wish Diwali in a great manner. Have you started Diwali shopping or not? If not, then you must start it since Diwali shopping does not mean to only buy gifts but a lot of home furnishing stuff, sweet etc. Diwali is one of the biggest festival of India and market is decorated on a large scale. A great crowd can be seen in the market during this festival. And a huge profit and deal is provided to customers in order to attract a lot of customers to the shop. Diwali belongs to Laxmi and Ganesha pooja and Goddess Laxmi is the sign of wealth and prosperity. In order to please Goddess Laxmi, people decorate and clean their house. It’s considered Goddess Laxmi always go to bless the family who keeps their house clean. That’s why decoration and cleanliness has a great value to on this festival. 

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